It was a dark afternoon for the Chudley Cannons yesterday when their coach, Mr. Severus Trump, was discovered in bed with a man.  Caught in flagrante by a maid at The Leaky Cauldron, where the pair were ensconced, Mr. Trump then proceeded to hex the maid before running downstairs into the busy pub stark naked, body still ready for the illicit acts it had been performing.


“I was shocked to see him come downstairs,” said Miss Octavia Prescott, who had been taking her lunch when the incident occurred. “And upon learning what he was doing, why, I cannot believe that such a horrible thing could occur above my very head!”

The offending parties were quickly arrested by the aurors, 
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though the name of Mr. Trump’s partner has not yet been released. They will be tried separately on numerous charges. 

Mr. Trump has been fired from his position with the Cannons, with the team’s sponsor, Mr. Nathaniel Gallivan, insisting that to do otherwise was not even a consideration.

He will be held in Ministry confinement pending his trial in the new year. The Trump family could not be reached for comment.

AUTHOR: IAN PENGLOSS