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Texts from Last Fortnight - Eli Swan - 01-22-2013
So, this is a game/timekilling device. If you are familiar with texts from last night, the premise is simple: find a text from last night that might describe a situation one of your Charming characters would find themselves in.
I think it explains itself, so without further ado:
Quote:(607):
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
^ Imaginary conversation between Sam and Leisa because if everything were on the table, they would TOTALLY share exes.
Quote:(972):
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
^ Lyra's excuse for the night of the 11th, and defense for the morning after, is about this elegant.
Quote:(956):
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
^ James/Ev/Eze, before two-thirds of them grew up?
Quote:(763):
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
^ Eli, after ANY AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL EVER.
Texts from Last Fortnight - Cassius Lestrange - 01-22-2013
Quote:306): I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Cash to Angie
Texts from Last Fortnight - December Daugherty - 01-23-2013
^ hahahah Angiemuse is all wtf?
Quote:(507):Hammy to Mac, because bag pipes
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Quote:(610):Ev, just Ev
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Quote:(502):Angie and Eli- because blankets always go with booze
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Code:
(337):
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.Code:
(720):
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.Texts from Last Fortnight - Cassius Lestrange - 01-23-2013
Quote:(315):
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Mac to Hammy.
Quote:(253):
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
(253):
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Arthur. SO ARTHUR. TO ANYONE.
Quote:(832):
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Sophronia to Claude or Immie. xD
Texts from Last Fortnight - Guest - 01-23-2013
Quote:(423):
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
(1-423):
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Annie to Maggie, I think XD
Quote:I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Tatiana, I guess xD
Quote:(910):
You left wolverine marks
(1-910):
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Surreal and Slender I guess? XD
Quote:(843):
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Totally Surreal XD
Texts from Last Fortnight - Anne Peterson - 01-23-2013
Quote:(908):She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.Someone commenting about Drunk!Connie, probably Harper.
Quote:(910): You left wolverine marksThe next morning after Cainie....stuffs.
(1-910): I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Texts from Last Fortnight - Eli Swan - 01-23-2013
Quote:(214):
We can put you in charge of something
(1-214):
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
This is what Sam is in charge of even when he's sober. Be ridiculous enough that everyone else feels better.
Texts from Last Fortnight - Cassius Lestrange - 01-23-2013
Quote:(847):
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Arthur. ARTHUR.
Quote:(703):
i really like this girl i slept with last night
(202):
you ask her out again?
(703):
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
this is so eze i cant even
Quote:(603):
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
this would be grace if she was modern modern/ had roommate
Texts from Last Fortnight - Abraham Aesalon - 01-23-2013
Quote:(333):^That just sounds like something Abe would say. Probably about Freya.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Quote:(312):^That also feels like something Abe would say. Maybe she's starting to get big from being pregnant so someone (as in Eze since he's the only person she'd screw) is like trying to convince her to sex. She would eventually give in BUT DAMMIT SHES KEEPING THAT FAT BELLY COVERED (or wintersex as beanie says)
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Quote:(305):^Aoife to Regan if they ever fight and she knows she's wrong XD
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Quote:(214):^Aoife to her BFF that isn't Regan XD
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Quote:(815):^Aoife to Regan...who knows if it's true or not XD
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Quote:(713):^I'm just throwing this out because it's too hilarious. it could be Charlie and Mia because she would be so scandalized at the vulgarity xD
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
(512):
babe, don't say it like that!
(713):
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Uh yea I guess that's all xD
Texts from Last Fortnight - Justus Pilliwickle - 01-24-2013
Quote:(902):Angie to Cash, you'll get through Cangie, you will
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Quote:(616):Angie to Eli, apparently that's how she feels atm
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Texts from Last Fortnight - Lucinda Cavanaugh - 01-24-2013
Quote:(319):
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
(847):
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
(319):
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Cash and Will maybe?
Quote:(410):
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Eze to Ev maybe?
Quote:I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
CASH.
Texts from Last Fortnight - Samuel Echelon-Arnost - 01-26-2013
Quote:(213):
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
(201):
... and if i was..
(213):
Fuck. You.
Ev-tervention?
Texts from Last Fortnight - Samuel Echelon-Arnost - 01-26-2013
Quote:(310):
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Anything that happens in The Night That Hell Froze Over. Aka Sam/Olive/Leisa/Art lovefest.
Texts from Last Fortnight - Cassius Lestrange - 01-26-2013
Quote:(701):
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This is how Sophronia would describe the Hog's Head.
Texts from Last Fortnight - Cassius Lestrange - 01-29-2013
Quote:(616): which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!Mac to brothers! Or Art to someone.
Quote:(616): this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Arthur. So Arthur.
Quote:(602): I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.This feels like something Sophronia would say
Quote:(732): He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Reminds me of Tessa?
Texts from Last Fortnight - Ursula Black - 01-29-2013
Quote:(423):
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Tessa. About Leon. Because of Breakfast.
Quote:(773):
You're such a slut.
(318):
I prefer opportunist.
A more open Ursula about her escapades.
Quote:(916):
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Quote:(228):
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ursula again xD