WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE!

[Threnody Mohr]

So December is the month that Threnny, full of holiday cheer (or rage or something idk) will be a bit more promiscuous than usual. I shall have to balance this very carefully to avoid anything worse than a rumour, but that's my hardship, not yours.

What is your hardship?

Anything hard you've been wanting to ship with Threnody!

I have been working on that all week you better have laughed.

Here's the game: all male characters 17+ are eligible! Must be attractive though; Threnny has standards! Edward is already automatically in the game because they're married and she thinks he looks nice. We will thread. If it progresses from threadding to bedding (Kayte doesn't smut, so sorry there), you get to be in the pregnancy pool! ON NEW YEAR'S DAY I will draw the name of her unwanted-babydaddy from a hat and announce it to the world.

You don't actually win anything unless you decide to bet or something IDK.

BRING ME YOUR MEN.

  

[Violet MacFusty]

I volunteer Barney, Blu and James as tribute. Basically all of my eligible men.

  

[Cassius Lestrange]

ARTHUR.

also Jon or Tony.

BUT MOSTLY ARTHURRRRRRRR

  

[Veronica Grantham]

um hi. the only reason Leon is still alive is for Threneon babies, must.happen.soon.

  

[Abraham Aesalon]

I have Anders who is imo totally fine but he's also a ridiculously weird person so he might just look at her and be like GODDESS OF MY WORLD LET ME PAINT YOU.

Abraxas is obviously ready to bone anything that is sexy but like one of your chicks already got this fine piece of ass do you really need two?

Orpheus is just being thrown there because I need to do shit with him and it'd be hilarious for him to wake up and be like ew I boned an adult /not helping

Tav's wife is dying soon-ish (like a few days before Christmas) so he's available ish too I guess.


OKAY THAT'S ALL I GOT. THEY ARENT AT ALL HELPFUL WHOOPS.

  

[Sylvaine]

As discussed:

• Niall Donovan
  Ozias Lovegood
  Phineas Black
  William Rutledge

  

[Threnody Mohr]

OKAY QUICK RUNTHROUGH:

Everyone is approved except Orpheus because he's not pretty enough. I will also pass on Abraxas for reasons already outlined.

Please pick a day on this calendar bonus points if you color it nicely. No sharing. Red days are out. The 21st is a ball night, upper class or middle class ministry heads only.

  

[Ursula Black]

You can have Gusgus, Icarus and Casper if you want. The most recent one to have sex with a woman is Icarus and that was like 13 years ago so they're all in need.

  

[Odira Potter]

Casper is too round for Thren :( I'll take the other two though! Sign 'em up ;)

  

[Kristoffer Lestrange]

now I want to thread Edward with as many of the guys he's getting cockblocked by as possible just for the irony damn it

other than Ed obvs I can only think Morty (although you already have a Skeeter dude) or possibly Jeremy for lotsa awkwardness, if muggleness is no concern?

  

[Odira Potter]

OMG WANT JEREMY. Add him to the calendar.

Edward should be happy he gets two days RESERVED for him.

  

[James Carmichael]

I can offer you Demetri my vampire charrie.

Come on, we all know vampires are smexy ;)

  

[Odira Potter]

Vampires and veela cannot reproduce and so he is not conducive to my month of Thrensex xD

  

[Melchior Urquart]

Well, all my other males are married or under age, so I can't offer anyone else.

But good luck with all the smexy times, and finding a baby daddy! xD

  

[Mercutio Lestrange--]

(11-30-2013, 02:20 PM)Melchior Urquart Wrote: Well, all my other males are married or under age, so I can't offer anyone else.

But good luck with all the smexy times, and finding a baby daddy! xD

Psh, VEELA. Married is not an issue. :P

  

[Odin Greyback]

Andy's eligible men:

• Ninian MacFusty
  Dempsey Dante
  Konnor Broadmoor
  Odin Greyback
  and Brady Quirke but he probably has diseases from his slumming so I would say no