oh captain, my captain

[Kelsey Gallagher]

Burn,

I swear, you need to get out more often. Perhaps we should go and have a drink or two and find you some women in the process. I promise, nothing bad will happen...

Alright, maybe I cannot promise that however, a little bit of fun never hurt anyone, yes?

Gally

  

[Aurick Kettleburn]

GALLY,

I GET OUT ENOUGH. I SAW MY CUZ LAST WEEKEND.

YOUR IDEA OF FUN HURT THE LAST TIME WE AND THE TEAM WENT OUT. I WOKE UP WITH A HANGOVER WITH NO ROBES AND NO IDEA HOW WE GOT SO MUDDY OR HOW WE MADE IT BACK TO YOUR FLAT.

IM FREE TONIGHT IF YOURE STILL UP FOR IT AFTER I RUN EVERYONE INTO THE DIRT WITH PRACTICE THIS AFTERNOON.

BURN

  

[Kelsey Gallagher]

Burn,

Don't hurt my feelings, Burn. I am a very sensitive man..

Now, now, it isn't my fault the others had a bit too much fun.. And excuse me? You ended up in my bed which I had to wash my sheets while I ended up in my closet with a blanket tucked around me.

Training? You are joking, no?

Gally

  

[Aurick Kettleburn]

GALLY,

YOURE ONLY SENSITIVE WHEN YOU GET BRUISED DURING PRACTICE. I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

YOU SHOULDVE WASHED YOUR SHEETS TWICE BEFORE I FELL ASLEEP ON THEM. YOUR BED SMELLED FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH. I PROLLY NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE USES THE SHOWER ROOMS AFTER PRACTICE EVERY TIME. AND I WONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE YOU COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET JOKE THE NEXT MORNING. I THINK YOU HAD ENOUGH INSULTS THAT DAY TO LAST YOU THROUGH THIS SEASON.

NOT JOKING ABOUT PRACTICE. I MENTIONED IT THE OTHER DAY BUT YOU WERE LIKELY FALLING ASLEEP ON YOUR FEET. YOUR PARTY LIFE CANT AFFECT PRACTICE MORE THAN THAT. WE WONT HAVE PRACTICE AGAIN UNTIL THIS WEEKEND AFTER TODAY. YOU COMPLAIN AGAIN AND YOULL HAVE TO TAKE TWO SHOTS OF FIRE WHISKEY TONIGHT.

BURN

  

[Kelsey Gallagher]

Burn,

My sheets smell funny? Excuse me? And as for you taunting at least I wasn't dressed in woman's clothes like that one bloke.. what's his name? The new kid? As for showers, I prefer my ice baths, thanks..

I was listening.. I heard Quidditch and practice.. the rest was a blur to me, maybe because of your babbling. And as for practice, you know I practice hard. If I wanted to, I could seriously wound some of the guys on our team though I control myself.

Gally

  

[Aurick Kettleburn]

WHOA GALLY,

SAVE YOUR INNER QUIDDITCH BEAST FOR THE MATCHES. I NEED YOU TO DESTROY THE OTHER TEAM BUT WITHIN THE RULES.

I DONT BABBLE.

MEET YOU AT THE USUAL PLACE IN 15 MINUTES.

BURN

  

[Kelsey Gallagher]

Burn,

Puh, I never hurt anyone too seriously though the last bloke was knocked out for a bit. I swear, some of the players are pansies.

You do.. you just won't admit it.

Alright Mother Hen, I'll be there.

Gally