Dear Ox,

[Andren Lovegood]

Ox,

Please tell me Yente Ventus' murder is in the Ministry budget.

Love,

'Dren

P.S. If I murder Hugo Pendergast, am I grounded?

  

[Oxford Lovegood]

dear andren,

Hugo? HIis name is Hugo?! What a nasty, common name! I bet he's as much of a saint as that Quidditch playing brother of his. Thank your lucky star you come from good stock, Andren. And, don't worry about that Yente woman. I didn't study magical law for five years just for fun. She's going to get hers. I'm going to find a way. Though, let me tell you a little upper class, pureblooded secret û the most hurtful thing you can do right now to avenge your sister's honor, is nothing at all. People love scandals. Pretend nothing is happening and that nothing ever happened. They will get bored and move on to the next shocking revelation û even Yente. Though, I had considered writing to the woman myself, I see you've done it for me. Between brothers û well done. But, as your guardian, I must tell you that indifference is your best friend in times like these.

oxford

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[Andren Lovegood]

Ox,

I'm friends with their sister, Ellory. Honestly I'm fairly certain she's adopted at this point. I hope you get her on some technicality, Ox. She's such a twat.

Ugh. But that's such a boring upper-class pureblood secret! I was thining it would be that we're allowed to murder whoever we want on a tuesday. I'll try my best. Glad you appreciate my letter.

Love,

Andren