Everyone's Cranky When You're On Hour Ten

[Thom Pettigrew]

Coach Gillum:

Disappointed to see you without the umbrella. Smelling like a drowned rat is one thing; you needn't look the part, too.

Sinc.,
Mr. T. Pettigrew

During the game; on the night of the 11th/early morning 12th!
@'Marceline Gillum' @'Souri Avninder'

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   Marceline Gillum

[Marceline Gillum]

Mr. Pettigrew, 

I must admit that I'm alarmed about your concern over my looks and smell, of all things. You seem to have developed an unhealthy fascination with me that is entirely unwanted. I would suggest focusing your excess energy on the game currently being played or on getting the umbrella out of your arse after I shove it back up there.

With care,
Marceline Gillum 

  

[Thom Pettigrew]

Coach Gillum:

I think you'll find that people caring about a woman's appearance is the rule, not the exception. Perhaps if you'd cared more for yours, you'd still be married.

Sinc.,
Mr. T. Pettigrew

  

[Marceline Gillum]

Mr. Pettigrew, 

Is being a miserable wretch who harasses women the only thing that brings you joy in life? I'm curious because you seem to be devoid of a personality otherwise. Though, I suppose I'd be lashing out too if I had to compensate for what must be a crushing inferiority complex. 

My condolences,
Marceline Gillum 

  

[Thom Pettigrew]

Coach Gillum:

What I lack in personality I make up for in having a functional Quidditch team. You can talk to me about inferiority complexes when I've seen some proof that your seeker even knows what a snitch looks like, and when you're not down 120 points.

Sinc.,
Mr. T. Pettigrew

  

[Marceline Gillum]

Mr. Pettigrew, 

I am well aware of my team's failings, so rubbing my face in it is quite unnecessary. Why should I be insulted by the truth? Their performance leaves much to be desired and I am saddened to see them so low in the rankings. Sadder still, though, is your belief that Quidditch somehow matters more than being a decent human being. Thank you for revealing what a pathetic, empty man you are. I almost took you seriously for a moment there.

With sympathy,
Marceline Gillum