The Bee and the Butterfly

[Laurentia Thicknesse]

Ugh, he was hateful and just like Livius! How dare boys be boys – they were terrible and she wanted them to go away! not die in a fire though, she’s not evil yet

“You shouldn’t be so horrible! One day we might have to get married!”

  

[Sirius Black]

That was gross. Sirius wrinkled his nose at her. "No we won't!"

  

[Laurentia Thicknesse]

"We might!" Laurentia snotted belligerently, waving her arms to make her wings flap so she might look scarier. "When we're big."

  

[Sirius Black]

"I would never!" Sirius protested, sticking his tongue out at Miss Laurentia.

  

[Laurentia Thicknesse]

“You said you’d be nice to me if you were my brother so you should be a nice husband too!”

The inadvertent incest is strong in this one.

  

[Sirius Black]

Sirius made a 'phbbbt' noise at her. "I do what I want!" he exclaimed.

  

[Laurentia Thicknesse]

Pressing her lips together in an imitation of all the ladies her mama was related to Laurentia snotted “Then you’re a very badly behaved boy and no proper lady will marry you and you’ll have to marry a house elf!”

  

[Sirius Black]

Sirius stuck his tongue out at her again and, lacking a very good retort, stomped off to talk to someone who was less lame.