Headcanons Thread

[Mathias Beaumont]

Mathias goes through depressive swings so there's a 75% chance someone he was planning on having over for a visit will walk in on him in some level of tears.

Mathias' anger nowadays towards Anais is less because she's a pain in the ass and more because she acts like she doesn't love him even though he still loves her (his boggart is his sisters' corpses—including Anais').

Mathias got bit by a plant in his third year of Hogwarts and demanded that it be removed as a subject because it was a danger to the students. He then boycotted Herbology class by flunking his OWL and denounced the subject as worthless and utterly useless. #spoiledrichboy

Mathias is convinced that Francoise, his non-blood purist (and favorite) sister, is actually a blood purist who's just too kind to say so. At least that's what he likes to tell himself in the wee hours of the morning.

The only reason Mathias has such terrible luck with women is because he convinces himself he's in love with women who meet the expectations and marriage requirements. If he stopped and gave up his prejudices he'd probably have been married by now and felt actual real love and if fucking WW minded their own fucking business

Mathias had a pet kneazle when the fire burnt down his house in the Hogsmeade Fire of '84 and he panicked and scrambled through the rubble for like thirty minutes looking for it (and mind you he hates getting his hands dirty) until he found the little asshole sitting in the neighbor's front yard.