Regan, my man

[Gabe Hatchitt]

Dearest Regan,

How's being a proffesional Quidditch player? Ladies jumping your bones? (If they are, don't tell Afe Aofe Aefe AOIFE, because I'm pretty sure she'd cut it off. Or kill them. Whichever works.) I'm good, just got a new FROCK COAT and tophat so I may as well change my name to BADASS. Gotten the ring yet?

LOVE,

Gabe

  

[Guest]

bro-man,Amazing. Why the hell didn't you ever join our ranks? Seriously mate, we could use a good second string chaser. One of ours just dropped off the face of the planet cos he's got a wife and a kid now. Said something about wanting to spend time with the family. I honestly can't believe that. Suck it up or ditch the old broad and marry someone who will understand your career!Ladies are generally all over every part of me, not just my bones. I don't really have the time for them though. All they want me for is to get to know them and marrying them... I've got my hands full enough with Aoife.I never understood your obsession with frocks, mate, but I do enjoy the whole top hat thing.Speaking of Aoife and rings, I need to talk to you about something serious. I'm actually thinking about proposing to her and making her my little lady. If you didn't know, my sister just miscarried and it sort of really freaked me out. It's my job as the oldest to get married and perpetuate the Pendergast line, isn't it? And if so, I should be getting married. And I mean, let's face it. Aoife and I are already like a married couple... without the hatred, arguments and excessive amount of children. If I do end up going through with this, you do know you're accompanying me while I pick out the ring, yes? your brosef- regan

  

[Gabe Hatchitt]

Regan, my man,

What kind of person, after making PUDDLEMERE UNITED, would quit because of his wife? That's ridiculous. If I ever get fired I'll join up, though.

Eefa is certainly a handful. No, I'm not even going to try and say her name. Don't do anything I wouldn't do... which isn't much, but still.

Finally! I mean really, I was thinking I was going to have to imperius you for this one. Of course I'll come with you! I wouldn't let you do it any other way. And Lina miscarried? That's rough.

Love, Your BRO FOREVER,

Gabe

  

[Guest]

bro-man,You might want to get fired soon, though. Try outs are in two weeks. If we don't find anyone we like, we're going to scout at Hogwarts and Durmstrang. I'd prefer not to play with some Bulgarian assholes, though. They're really full of themselves, worse than me!Yeah, I think it runs in the family. Mum had like five or six miscarriages, or something like that, so it shouldn't have been nearly as shocking as it was. Ehhhh, whatever though. Apparently her husband's a douche so I think it's better this way. At least she won't have to have his spawn and maybe she'll listen to me and leave his sorry ass before he leaves hers.In any case, I'm going to tell Aoife that there's a condition to us being married- she's not bringing her dog. I've already got a puppy of my own that'll turn into a bear and I do not want her slobbery dog getting hot, smelly spittle all over my home. I told her that we could compromise on a different dog but she refused, so she doesn't get to bring her dog into my home.She knows it, at least. I told her that she can't bring her slobber machine over with her and she hasn't yet. your brosef- regan

  

[Gabe Hatchitt]

Regan m'love,

Unless an upper class jackass pulls some strings, I won't be getting fired. But we'll get to that later..

I hope she leaves him, too, just so you don't kill him first.

She will train that dog to slobber on you, mate! She also may choose it over you; I'd just have a special room for it to sleep in.

I sort of got in a brawl at that cafe we like yesterday. Some useless chaperon hit me with a chair. I saved a pretty girl, though! I'm hiding out in Ireland right now and minus a tooth.

Love,

Gabe

  

[Guest]

bro-man,I saw your debut in the papers, man. Congrats about that. I'm glad the ministry is standing behind you. If they weren't, I might've had to pull some strings of my own.Please promise to be nice if you ever do have to arrest me? I'm sure you could pull some strings and get me into solitary. I like my bum exactly the way it is, thankyouverymuch.Regarding the drool machine, I'm sure Aoife won't do that. The dog will have it's own house somewhere on the property. I just don't want my things becoming disgusting with hot dog slobber. At least my dog doesn't do that. your brosef- regan

  

[Gabe Hatchitt]

Regan M'love,

I think my ego currently may send England careening into sea. And that's all I'll say on the matter.

Pfft, I wouldn't arrest you. I'd say it was someone else.

Ahaha. I think you hate that dog more than you hate.. hmm... Something you hate a lot. Skipping meals?

Love,

Gabe

  

[Guest]

bro-man,Hah! Then for your sake, I'll drop the topic. You are required to tell me about the young woman, though! Do I know her?That's excellent news that you shouldn't have told me. Now I can roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty without worrying! Of course, there is the problem that I'm actually debating about actually talking to him, civilly even! I need to figure out what the hell is going on with Lina.MERLIN'S PANTS! NOT SKIPPING MEALS!! your brosef- regan

  

[Gabe Hatchitt]

Regan M'love,

You might. Madeline Root? I think her mother married one of the Ham-somethings. Hamkington? Something like that. I think she was in Eefa and I's year but I don't remember her.

Ew, civilly communicating with twats? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL REGAN?

I kid i kid. I kid out of love.

Love,

Gabe

  

[Guest]

bro-man,The name rings no bells. Have you mentioned her to Aoife and does she remember the name? I'm not good at this name game thing... I always relied on you and Aoife for that one.And I know you kid, and you kid out of love. But seriously. I don't know what to do with her. She yelled at me through letters, telling me that her child is alive and that I should be happy for her and visit her. I want to know if she's pulling my leg or if there's really something wrong with her. She's refusing to answer my letters, and to be honest I don't really have the time to visit her. your brosef- regan