Bed, Wed, Behead

[Gertrude Baker]

Gertrude would:

Wed Kieran because LC + alright job. Also activist but they all are.
Bed Esteban because he's pretty.
Behead Jude because he's the only one left.

QUDDITCH GIRLS EDITION
Vivienne Willem, Desdemona Collins-Potter and Millicent McTavish
yes I did steal this from Witch Weekly

  

[Oswin Ellesborough]

Ozzy would:

Wed Vivienne because she's the prettiest
Bed Dezzie because he wouldn't want to behead Art's girl
Behead Millicent

Calliope Riley, Aurelia Herondale and Linley Evans

  

[Bartholomew Travers]

Bed Aurelia because pretty.
Wed Calliope because she seems like his type.
Behead Linley.

AUNTIE ROSROS' HOUSE EDITION:
Rebecca Grey, Zenobia Ketteridge, Rosie Van Burle

  

[Freddie Prewett]

Freddie would
Bang Becky because pretty
Wed Zenobia because rich
Pretend to behead Rosie but actually spare her cause he's not a dick

Marius, Toussaint & Adrien Favreau

  

[Violetta Lestrange]

No one has done this shit in a while.

Violetta would ...

Wed Marius because he seems the nicest.
Bed Adrien because he's cute—cute enough, at least.
Behead Toussaint because asshole.

Pendergast Edition:
Rosalind Pendergast, Ellory Pendergast, Evelyn Abercrombie

  

[Benedict Sterling]

Ben would:

Bed Evelyn Abercrombie
Wed Ellory Pendergast
Behead Rosalind Pendergast

Secretary Edition:
Elsa Weasley, Cassiopeia Coelho, Euphemia Banker

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   Ellory Pendergast

[Anton Pince]

Pince would:
Bed Cassiopeia
Wed Elsa
Behead Euphemia

Investigation dudes
Anton Pince, Expelliarmus Lochrin (I don't remember his Latin number >,>), Archer Gambol