killer sausages
man nearly strangled to death in North Yorkshire Town |
It was a great mystery yesterday when ministry officials heard that Mr. Isaac Clifton, a muggle living in the town of Skipton, was nearly strangled in his butchers shop on Saturday - and not by a person, by a chain of sausages. For the first few hours of investigation, there seemed no plausible reason for the sausages. All of the customers, staff, and nearby residents all seemed to be muggles. A wizarding family was indeed found nearby, but none could have committed the offence. Finally, later in the evening when the investigators were having tea with the muggle, they discovered that he has a small |
son of five years of age. On a hunch, they queried into whether said child was a muggleborn, a query which came back positive. After more investigation, it was decided that in most likelihood, the strangling sausages were the product of uncontrollable child magic. All memory editing that had to be done has been done. Readers are urged to make sure their children’s magic is monitored and does not lead to disaster. Although if I had it my way, no one would ever have children ever. AUTHOR: Gulliver Doran |
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