Bed, Wed, Behead! {II}

[Juniper Middlemiss]

Juniper is an interesting creature, who would:
Bed Leon
Wed Edward
Behead Orpheus

Criminals:
@'Aberdeen'
@'Storm Vesper'
@'Ida Green'

  

[Tristan Michaud]

Wed Storm because they shift genders and Tristan would be just fine with that.
Bed Aberdeen though she isn't into man parts so they'd just gamble or something. XD
Kill Ida because she's much older than him and he isn't into that.

In honor of Mortys reactivation: Skeeter Boys;
@'Mason Skeeter'
@'Barnabas Skeeter'
@'Mortimer Skeeter'

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   Mason Skeeter

[Moriko Mountbatton]

Moriko says:

Bed Mason (hawt)
Wed Barnabas
Behead Morty

>.> Let's see here...go with a list of ladies only. How about the Childhood Flashbacks Playby Crew? Because I'm horrible like that.

@'Lily Huddleston', @'Tessa Van Patten', @'Persephone Van Helsing'

Reasonings: The OC, Charmed, Bridge to Terabithia/Because of Winn-Dixie

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   Barnabas Skeeter

[Nectar Shinnick]

Nectar says:

Bed: Lily (CUTIE)
Wed: Persephone (money)
Behead: Tessa (You give us lower class ladies a bad name, good bye)

Let's go all Veela style to celebrate the return of Juniper's sister (hard to resist those ladies):
@'Threnody Mohr'
@'Juniper Middlemiss'
@'Willow Middlemiss'

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   Tristan Michaud

[Javert de Montfault]

Javert would wed Threnody
Bed Juniper
Behead Willow

Candidates version ay:
@'Barnabas Skeeter' @'Justin Ross' @'Stephen Flint'

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   Barnabas Skeeter, Threnody Mohr

[Threnody Mohr]

Thren would…
bed Justin because look. at. him.
wed Stephen as he is most likely to keep her in the comfort to which she is accustomed
behead Barney. Sorry, barney!

FAM TO THE FORMER EDITION:
@'Konstantin Fisk' @'Mortimer Skeeter' @'Josephina Flint'