GUESS WHAT

[Zelda Fisk]

Dear *,

October 27th

You are currently receiving this delightful letter from Hogwarts' New Quidditch Commentator! Well, one of them. But (as you likely guessed, because astuteness is a family trait) it's me, so you know that I have to be the superior commentator. I am going to be the best ever at this, and it is going to be spectacularly amazing, because we all know that I know so much about Quidditch. 

Have I mentioned how happy I am about this? I am so happy about this!

Lots of Love,
Zelda

@'Brannon Fisk' @'Marlena Ross' @'Katia Meadowes' @'Leonid Fisk' @'Julian Fisk' @'Nemo Fisk' @'Ari Fisk'
literally every directly related fisk but @'xena fisk'
zelda u ass

  

[Nemo Fisk]

Zee,

Congratulations! I knew your big mouth would be good for something someday. Knock 'em dead kid, maybe if you're lucky I'll come watch the upcoming match. Don't get too obnoxious, yeah?

Yours,
Nemo

  

[Marlena Ross]

28 October 1885

Zelda,

Oh how marvellous. Don't take any prisoners. 

Are you allowed to laugh if somebody falls off their broom?

Your favourite sister.

  

[Zelda Fisk]

Dear Nemo,

October 31st

You should definitely come to my first match! I promise that I won't say anything too outrageous. You can trust me. I know how to tread the obnoxiousness line - otherwise someone would have ended up stabbing me ages ago!

Also: kid, really Nemo? You're not old enough to give me advice, even if you do have a real adult job by some miracle of nature. (How is your real adult job going, by the way? Muggles and all that. Must be fun.) You still owe me from that time we capsized a boat, all right. 

Lots of Love,
Zelda

  

[Zelda Fisk]

Dear Marlena,

October 31st

The commentator who finished his seventh year last year definitely got away with poking fun, so I think so! I'm very excited to inflict my opinions on everyone there - which is so many people, Lena! And they all have to listen to what I have to say! (Also my co-commentator. But I might shove him out of the box, if the sun explodes and I can get away with it in the darkness.)

I will not take a single prisoner. Tell Ross I say hello. How's the brewing child? And the existent one?

Lots of Love,
Zelda

  

[Ari Fisk]

1st November, 1885

Dear Zelda,

I am awfully sorry for the belated reply, but my, congratulations! That is an honour. One I can only imagine you'll enjoy a lot.

(I don't suppose it was an appointment that required parental permission, was it?)

In any case, good luck on your first match! I hope your co-commentator will be able to keep up with you. But be nice - don't be too hard on the players!

All the best,
Ari

  

[Zelda Fisk]

Dear Ari,

November 2nd

(Your guess is correct. There was no required permission.)

I will be the nicest, unless they do something stupid. I promise!

Lots of Love,
Zelda