Memorable quotes

[Cassius Lestrange]

I actively think my life is hilarious. sorry. with annotations! there's bg for this but #effort. also yes, me telling this story did happen at 5:20 in the gd morning.

[5:27:26 AM] Beanie Dz: I get to this party and immediately make a velociraptor screeching noise at Olivia*
[5:22:33 AM] Beanie Dz: who gives me a dstress hug
[5:22:39 AM] Beanie Dz: and then after more distress
[5:22:40 AM] Beanie Dz: goes
[5:22:51 AM] Beanie Dz: "i know! we'll ask people if they think you're dating lucas!"
[5:22:53 AM] Beanie Dz: asks sarah**
[5:22:59 AM] Beanie Dz: who goes "eh I don't know? maybe?"
[5:23:01 AM] Beanie Dz: we go inside
[5:23:10 AM] Beanie Dz: Lucas' best friend heretofor known as Teo is there
[5:23:29 AM] Beanie Dz: Olivia goes "Teo is Lucas' best friend! he'd know!"
[5:23:37 AM] Beanie Dz: and I'm like /hrrrg sure ask him
[5:23:45 AM] Beanie Dz: and Olivia goes "TEO, ARE OLIVIA AND LUCAS DATING?"
[5:23:48 AM] Beanie Dz: Teo does a doubletake from me to Olivia
[5:23:57 AM] Beanie Dz: goes "yeah" and then 'WAIT"
[5:24:05 AM] Beanie Dz: "WAIT, DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE DATING'
[5:24:08 AM] Beanie Dz: 'uh'
[5:24:25 AM] Beanie Dz: 'THAT'S HILARIOUS. I HAD TO WEASEL IT OUT OF HIM. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS? ARE YOU OKAY?"***
[5:24:27 AM] Beanie Dz: "yeah"
[5:24:32 AM] Beanie Dz: laughs at my excuses for not knowing this
[5:24:47 AM] Beanie Dz: we putter off I play aggressive pingpong b/c GODDAMNIT, BOY WAS SLIGHTLY LATE
[5:24:49 AM] Beanie Dz: boy arrives
[5:25:03 AM] Beanie Dz: Olivia PHYSICALLY SHOVES US INTO THE HALLWAY
[5:25:16 AM] Beanie Dz: stands us in front of the GIANT POSTER OF HERSELF (my school does this)****
[5:25:43 AM] Beanie Dz: so I go
[5:26:01 AM] Beanie Dz: 'lucas, i'm about to ask you a question and you're not allowed to get weird about it"
[5:26:03 AM] Beanie Dz: "...alright"
[5:26:06 AM] Beanie Dz: "are we dating"
[5:26:09 AM] Beanie Dz: "I think so?"
[5:26:10 AM] Beanie Dz: "high-five, we're dating"
[5:26:19 AM] Beanie Dz: SO NOW I KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
[5:26:19 AM] Soph: oh my god xD
[5:26:22 AM] Beanie Dz: WHICH APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE KNEW
[5:26:26 AM] Beanie Dz: yes we did high five
[5:26:27 AM] Beanie Dz: #coolkids
[5:26:29 AM] Soph: YAY BEANIE I'M PROUD OF YOU <3
[5:26:36 AM] Beanie Dz: YES I HANDLED MY PROBLEM LIKE AN ADULT
[5:26:42 AM] Beanie Dz: MOSTLY B/C I MADE OLIVIA PROMISE NOT TO LET ME AVOID IT
[5:26:49 AM] Beanie Dz: I HAVE A BOYFRIENDDDD
[5:27:03 AM] Soph: <33

*Olivia is the fountain of RL advice and a mutual friend for both of us. she is also really good at putting up with my weird bullshit.
**mutual friend
***"I FEEL LIKE IF I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DATING LUCAS I'D BE PRETTY MAD"
**** also, we were at the post-grad party my school runs from 9:30 PM - 5 AM in an attempt to keep us from drinking. there are big-ass pictures of the seniors hung up.