Memorable quotes

[His Majesty Merlin Huxley]

On MERLMER:

37 secs ago
Soph.: "I'm going to slay the evil drag-" "Boys dinner is ready!" "Coming!"
40 secs ago
Beaniephone: Actual grownup children
2 mins ago
Soph.: they're such babies
2 mins ago
Soph.: "the only real life stipulations were, to merl; that they had to be back in the castle by dinner time because he was sort of hungry and the Macmillans had a good cook. But anything before then -!"

  

[Thaddeus Badcock]

Stef and I were talking about Chad and Cillian hallucinating and like I had this weird intrusive thought and ID LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND I WOULDNT WANT THIS BUT LOL (also I'm Anastasia for newer members who don't know!)

[1:54:05 AM] Anastasia: i just had the dirtiest thought
[1:54:14 AM] Stefanie: i love dirty thoughts
[1:54:16 AM] Stefanie: share
[1:54:18 AM] Anastasia: lik i am ashamed
[1:54:21 AM] Anastasia: i am ASHAMEd
[1:54:30 AM] Stefanie: TELL ME THE DIRTY
[1:54:33 AM] Anastasia: LIKE ITS SO INCONCEIVABLE AND ILLOGICAL BUT IT POPPED UP IN MY MIND
[1:54:34 AM] Anastasia: LIKE
[1:54:35 AM] Anastasia: JUST
[1:54:42 AM] Stefanie: rofl
[1:54:44 AM] Anastasia: WHAT IF SHE WAS HALLUCINATING CANDYLAND RIGHT
[1:54:45 AM] Anastasia: AND LIKE
[1:54:48 AM] Anastasia: I CANT EVEN SAY IT
[1:54:55 AM] Anastasia: I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD
[1:54:56 AM] Stefanie: SHE IS NOT BLOWING HIM
[1:54:58 AM] Stefanie: IF THIS IS GOING THERE
[1:55:00 AM] Anastasia: AHGHAHAHAH I KNOW IM JUST
[1:55:08 AM] Anastasia: IT WAS THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD
[1:55:16 AM] Anastasia: besides thad would be like "sit ur sick ass down"
[1:55:22 AM] Stefanie: "did we get suckers from honeydukes the other day?"
[1:55:25 AM] Stefanie: "no that was my penis"
[1:55:25 AM] Anastasia: i love that you knew what i was saying
[1:55:28 AM] Anastasia: LOLAOGHSKLGJAKH
[1:55:33 AM] Anastasia: I HAVE TO QUOTE THIS OMFG
[1:55:36 AM] Anastasia: IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
[1:55:37 AM] Stefanie: im dying
[1:55:44 AM] Anastasia: im wheezing
[1:55:46 AM] Anastasia: i cant stop laughing

  

[Anthony Grimstone]

[9:46:36 AM] Stefanie: >D
[9:46:53 AM] Stefanie: i've been having to much fun with Anyas pimp
[9:46:56 AM] Stefanie: MIGHT I ADD
[9:47:03 AM] Beanie Dz: ahahaha
[9:47:05 AM] Stefanie: THAT I NOW KNOW WHY KAYTE DOES WHAT SHE DOES
[9:47:06 AM] Stefanie: like
[9:47:32 AM] Stefanie: the feeling of sucking someones soul slowly out of them while they sign their life away to the idea of a plottable character
[9:47:33 AM] Stefanie: AMAZING

  

[Grace Grimm]

[9:07:01 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: basically
[9:10:34 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: “Once the mom has laid all her eggs, strung them together, and stuck them on the ceiling, she protects them for months, starving herself. After several months, the babies hatch. At this point, if the mother hasn't died from starvation, she protects her babies until she does. This super mom just might be one of the best moms on earth!”
[9:10:41 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: dude octopus moms are metal as fuck
[9:10:59 PM] Beanie Dz: omg
[9:11:30 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: if you tell me that isn't the most hardcore thing you've ever heard then youre lying
[9:11:49 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: its even better the dad gives the sperm, leaves and FUCKING DIES A FEW MONTHS LATER LIKE SHIT
[9:11:53 PM] Anastasia Alaniz: THEY AINT FUCKING PLAYING

  

[Malcolm Macfusty]

so i had a green blueberry, and i sent a snap of it, and:

[9:50:48 PM] Miri B: ...beanie, that is a very suspicious-looking blueberry. I wouldn't eat it.
[9:52:23 PM] Beanie Dz: too late
[9:52:26 PM] Stefanie: eat it
[9:52:27 PM] Stefanie: YES

  

[Bennet Potter]

Cait, on the fire:

It was Reggie...she set fire to the rain

  

[Rosamund Vance]

Olive to peoples reaction on the fire

Olive: Can't take the heat? Get out of the kitchen. Oh guess what, the rest of the house is on fire too. MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  

[Rosalind Beaumont]

Cait: Pia, it is not the appocalypse

ARE YOU SURE, CAIT?

  

[Zelda Fisk]

Beanie: Sirius and Hesper's portraits are too into each other to yell at their descendants for being into each other
being failures
i should sleep
Olive: "Please don't put me in that bedroom, great grandpa Sirius and great grandma Hesper are making out in it"

  

[Cassius Lestrange]

Stef: I'm imagining an owl dropping off a letter on a dead body and then being like 'where's my money bitch.'
Beanie: 'I require food for deliveries.'
Stef: 'I will feast upon your flesh.'

  

[Emma Macmillan]

[10:41:25 PM] Stefanie: i wanna go like fight a bear

  

[Florizel Collins-Potter]

omg the ed viv height thing
[1:47:52 AM] Beanie Dz: hey
[1:47:55 AM] Beanie Dz: she's nipple height
[1:48:01 AM] Stefanie: THATS WHAT BEE SAID
[1:48:07 AM] Stefanie: PLEASE TELL ME YOU READ THAT COMMENT
[1:48:13 AM] Stefanie: AND YOU DONT JUST THINK ABOUT NIPPLES TOO
[1:48:43 AM] Beanie Dz: I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
[1:48:53 AM] Stefanie: you two scare me sometimes

  

[Cassius Lestrange]

[6:52:25 PM] Stefanie: oh right, i have to read more then just Tybs post to reply
[6:52:32 PM] Beanie Dz: XD
[6:52:33 PM] Stefanie: hopefully Cashs eyebrows dont distract me
[6:52:36 PM] Beanie Dz: LOL
[6:52:40 PM] Beanie Dz: this seems to be a common problem
[6:52:49 PM] Stefanie: idk
[6:52:51 PM] Stefanie: like
[6:52:54 PM] Stefanie: they are kind of big
[6:52:58 PM] Stefanie: but its 100% okay
[6:52:58 PM] Stefanie: like
[6:53:01 PM] Stefanie: i want to pet his eyebrows
[6:53:06 PM] Stefanie: like a kitten
[6:53:08 PM] Beanie Dz: omfg

  

[Vertiline Faulkner]

olive.

I have zit tits and it pisses me off. I DID NOT GROW THESE TO GROW PIMPLES ON THEM, I GREW THEM TO INSLAVE THE MALE SPECIES

*ENSLAVE

I won't be enslaving anything with that spelling

  

[Gemma Simpson]

Stff is really creeped out by pregnancy...

Stefanie: THEY CAN GET THE HICCUPS INSIDE YOU?
Stefanie: HDFUIGHNKLSUFD
Bee: hahahah
Bee: I've actually ruined any possibility of Stff having kids ever
Miri B: XD

oh man I can't

Stefanie: so i just went and got my cat and put him in my shirt as if i were preggers
Stefanie: like
Stefanie: how do you function
Stefanie: this thing
Stefanie: is in the way so much
Stefanie: xD

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[Gabe Hatchitt]

[1:05:43 AM] Stefanie: i would be so cutthroat in like
[1:05:48 AM] Stefanie: the Amazing Race
[1:05:53 AM] Stefanie: I think about it a lot actually
[1:05:53 AM] Beanie Dz: omg
[1:05:56 AM] Stefanie: I would love to get on that show
[1:06:21 AM] Stefanie: if i ever had to do one of the gross eating challenges when everyone else is around
[1:06:33 AM] Stefanie: i'd make myself get sick afterwards just in hopes that my puking noises would set them off
[1:06:46 AM] Stefanie: i would also never give legit info to anyone
[1:06:50 AM] Stefanie: this is amazing race
[1:07:02 AM] Stefanie: not amazing friendship lets hold hands and bullshit
[1:07:17 AM] Beanie Dz: omg