Memorable quotes

[Tristan Michaud]

Me to Emily, telling her about the secret ships doc;

I wanna add merlmer but everyones in the doc since it's a just made now thing so im enjoying watching the ships come in like im a port widow

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[Declan Wood]

It's drunk thread night~

[9:26:40 PM] Olive: i shoved some paper in a hole it was great

@'Ursula Black'

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[Declan Wood]

What is even happening

[9:45:14 PM] Olive: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[9:45:17 PM] Olive: rude
[9:45:33 PM] Olive: 'm headbutng a meal pole thoughso
[9:45:35 PM] Olive: NWMRAL
[9:45:36 PM] Olive: METAL

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[Ezra Vablatsky]

DRUNK THREAD ADVENTURES::
@'Barnabas Skeeter': olive what is wrong with your arm
@'Ursula Black': it bends

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[Aurelia Wallingford]

Can we all just appreciate Té's attempts to help convince my mother to adopt this australian shepherd?

Té: I mean, they'll hang half off of it but they'll still try to fit
Té: Still lap-sized ^^
Té: Noooo they're small!
Lady: SHE WANTED A 6 YEAR OLD DOG
Lady: But mom says it's too big of a dog
Lady: I'm trying so hard to convince my mom to adopt a 6yr old australian shepherd my friend's friend is looking to get adopted

AND HER AMAZING CONTINUOUS BARNEY MORNING BONER REFERENCES. I realize it's an IC quote, but LAUGH WITH ME

"Wha-what are you doing here?" He asked rather stupidly, currently unaware of a certain body part that was often stiff in the morning. Though his brain didn't remember being curled up next to her, his body certainly did.

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[Killian Macmillan]

Eurovision: French dentist edition

[3:54:30 PM] Kayte Brewster: Oh he's a dentist
[3:54:32 PM] Kayte Brewster: That's handy
[3:55:05 PM] MJ: yessss singing in french
[3:55:12 PM] Fawkes: yesss i like this one
[3:55:25 PM] Beanie Dz: Ha he just sang the French slang for "I fuck you"
[3:55:54 PM] Kayte Brewster: Damn I'd let him into my mouth any day
[3:55:55 PM] Kayte Brewster: Sexually
[3:55:57 PM] Kayte Brewster: for dental work
[3:55:59 PM] Kayte Brewster: I'm up for anything
[3:56:03 PM] Kayte Brewster: I have a cavity
[3:56:05 PM] Bexy: omg Kayte
[3:56:06 PM] Fawkes: omg kayte
[3:56:16 PM] Kayte Brewster: FILL MY CAVITY AND THEN FILL MY CAVITY, SIR,

*edited for brevity

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[Aurelia Wallingford]

Kayte needs to stop seeing Taken.

Kayte: DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.
Kayte: HE WILL GET HIS MONEY IF HE HAS TO SELL YOU FOR IT.
MJ!phone: and he started saying please open the door and ranting about someone not giving him money
Kayte: I've seen Taken too many times.
Nolan: welp
Olive: That escalated quickly.
Lady: Oh god, Kayte
Kayte: MJ I value you too much to be down with your abduction and forced prostitution and eventual drug murder
MJ!phone: it is super loud and also it is 2am so we had to pick it up eventually
Nolan: run
Ori: omg mj
Kayte: #FunWithDiversity
Lady: Please don't get murdered MJ
Lady: Oh god
MJ!phone: flatmate and i just had the most terrifying moment, we had gotten up to a creepy moment in Lost and then our goddamn buzzer went off, there was this man outside who wouldn't leave us alone

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[Odira Potter]

Olive: I forgot Phineas' last name. I thought it was Flamp in the middle of my brainfart

@'Ursula Black'

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[Aurelia Wallingford]

In which Lady and Miri both have massive brain farts; Miri forgets what century Charming is still in, and Lady forgets exactly how Google functions.
@'Imogen MacFusty'

[6/7/16, 10:22:20 PM] Miri B: "...and at the end of the evening, had exchanged e-mail addresses."
[6/7/16, 10:22:24 PM] Miri B: oh Miri, this will not work

[6/7/16, 10:18:24 PM] Lady: I constantly forget PBs names and type in their character names instead into google
[6/7/16, 10:18:25 PM] Lady: -_-
[6/7/16, 10:18:32 PM] Lady: who the hell is Tilda’s PB again?
[6/7/16, 10:18:35 PM] Lady: SARAH BOLGER
[6/7/16, 10:18:38 PM] Lady: ffs

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[Elsie Beauregard]

In which Kayte forgets which son of hers does which job XD

[3:27:44 PM] Kayte: *Floo
[3:27:54 PM] Bee: I always forget that's a thing
[3:27:56 PM] Bee: XD
[3:28:05 PM] Kayte: I was going to remind you that you ran the fucking floo network
[3:28:11 PM] Bee: I don't XD
[3:28:11 PM] Kayte: And then I realized claude =/= orpheus xD
[3:28:20 PM] Bee: LOL

  

[Kingston Shacklebolt]

druhnkBeanie: PHWOOM
druhnkBeanie: guys i am a drunk tornado

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[Ursula Black]

Té refering to Kayte.

Oh the drill sergeant of drinking is here thank god

@'Barnabas Skeeter' @'Odira Potter'

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[Aurelia Wallingford]

Ori and I fan-girling over Hamilton's performance on the Tony's.

[6/12/16, 10:19:40 PM] Lady: EEEEE HAMILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6/12/16, 10:19:45 PM] Ori: SCREAMING
[6/12/16, 10:21:23 PM] Ori: AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK I'M SO EXCITED
[6/12/16, 10:21:29 PM] Lady: STOP IS THIS SATISFIED?!?!?!?!?!?
[6/12/16, 10:21:33 PM] Lady: STOP STOP STOP STOP
[6/12/16, 10:21:47 PM] Ori: oh no i think this is yorktown
[6/12/16, 10:21:35 PM] Ori: IT IS
[6/12/16, 10:21:47 PM] Ori: oh no i think this is yorktown
[6/12/16, 10:21:56 PM] Lady: omg yes
[6/12/16, 10:22:12 PM] Ori: UGHHHHHHHH
[6/12/16, 10:22:14 PM] Ori: AHHHHHHH
[6/12/16, 10:22:21 PM] Ori: slkdjfosijevwioejg
[6/12/16, 10:24:05 PM] Ori: ROCHAMBEAU
[6/12/16, 10:24:16 PM] Lady: HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!!!!
[6/12/16, 10:24:20 PM] Lady: AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6/12/16, 10:24:24 PM] Lady: STOP STOP STOP STO
[6/12/16, 10:24:25 PM] Lady: I CAN'T
[6/12/16, 10:24:36 PM] Lady: OH GOD MY TV SKIPPED FOR MINUTE AND I ALMOST CRIED
[6/12/16, 10:24:43 PM] Ori: ahahahahhaa
[6/12/16, 10:24:50 PM] Ori: YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I GET THE FUCK BACK UP AGAIN
[6/12/16, 10:25:46 PM] Ori: ughhh christopher jackson is the perfect George Washington
[6/12/16, 10:26:38 PM] Ori: SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGSGSJALGKASJDLGAEWLKG
[6/12/16, 10:26:54 PM] Lady: aaaaggghhhh

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[Owen McKnight]

[1:04:46 PM] Emily: "How then to show gratitude?" LEEEEER
[1:05:41 PM] EmMA: DIRTY HUSSY. SHE'S THINKING PERIOD APPROPRIATE ENDEAVORS.
[1:05:43 PM] EmMA: XD
[1:05:56 PM] EmMA: which was like handkerchief or hair or something
[1:06:27 PM] EmMA: a ring set with lock of hair was something done with engaged couples... I should do this with one of my gals
[1:06:51 PM] Emily: SHUT UP I WILL THINK DIRTY HUSSY THINGS IF I WAAAAANT
[1:07:01 PM] Emily: and eventually she'll do things with him ;)

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[Tilda MacFusty]

Miri and I laughing at this BuzzFeed post.

[6/15/16, 11:38:49 PM] Lady: Ahahah also 

me on my period 

bf sneezes
me: are u mad at me
him: I just sneezed
me: idk seemed like an angry sneeze tho
[6/15/16, 11:40:31 PM] Miri B: "an angry sneeze" XD
[6/15/16, 11:40:54 PM] Miri B: i'm going to write that in a post one day and see what happens.
[6/15/16, 11:41:00 PM] Lady: Bahahahah
[6/15/16, 11:41:01 PM] Miri B: "He sneezed angrily"

  

[Aurelia Wallingford]

Olive being.....well, Olive. I'm not surprised in the least, to be honest.

[6/16/16, 6:01:04 PM] Olive: Aurelia Wakkuford was almost a thing >.>;

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