Incorrect Charming Quotes

[Aurelia Browne]

Aurelia: I'd rather be dead in Hogsmeade than alive in Irvingly.

  

[Josephina Flint]

Josephina edition.

I continue to be alive just to spite the people who hate me.

I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable source, like sunshine.

My default expression makes me look like I’m always in a bad mood which is convenient considering it’s usually true.

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[Emma Macmillan]

Attie: Walter, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?
Walter: It's offensive to the devil.

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[Tristan Michaud]

@'Hector Prince'

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[Persephone Van Helsing]

I'm bringing this back! xD

@'Aurelia Wallingford'
@'August Lynch'

Sephey: August made me feel things.

Hadley: What things?

Sephey: Feelings.

Hadley: He made you feel feelings?

Sephey: Yeah.

Hadley: What a bitch.

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[Garrett Wallingford]

@'Elsie Beauregard'
@'Elias Grimstone'
(Goodness, those two names are very similar.)
@'Aurelia Wallingford'

Ben: We shall begin your initiation into the group by drinking the blood of the brothers that came before us.

Ari: Wait, what?

Baxter: Dude, no.

Garrett: Don't worry, it's dyed butterbeer.

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[Imogen MacFusty]

@'Cassius Lestrange'

Finella: Look, I'm only bringing this up because Mum has a history of impulsive spendings.

Mac: Excuse me, that is your mother you are talking about.

Finella: It's not a judgment. Some people are... emotional purchasers.

Mac: Nothing big.

Finella: (scoffs) When Izzie graduated and moved out, she built a 200 galleon mini quidditch pitch right in the backyard.

Finella: And when Findlay and I left for Hogwarts, what was it that she got?

Mac: Depressed.

Mac: ...and an alpaca.

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[Phoebe Beauregard]

I couldn't resist. XD

Phee: Can I say something mean and petty?

Everyone, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: Absolutely.

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[Garrett Wallingford]

@'Aurelia Wallingford'
@'Elsie Beauregard'
@'Elias Grimstone'
We really need a Hogwarts past thread with GABB, guys. xD

Ben: Excuse me? Who made you boss of the group?

Garrett: You did.

Bax: You said Ari should be boss.

Ari: And then you said "let's vote", and it was unanimous.

Garrett: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us", you put little sparkles on it.

Ben: Valid points, all.

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[Ari Fisk]

Welp, I fell down the rabbit hole. Thanks, Miri. xD
(Ben)Ari edition (@'Aurelia Wallingford')

It’s not cool. It’s trespassing, and that is breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules. They don’t break the rules.

Ben: Oh, my God, Ari, that's so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
Ari: I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Ben: Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.

Ari: You spent nine Galleons on hair conditioner?
Ben: Small price to pay for self-esteem, Ari. Or are you still jealous that you lost “best hair” to me last year and got “dorkiest”?

Ben: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Ari: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

Garrett: Ari, Benedict's missing. Can you find him?
Ari: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?
Bax: Well, do you?
Ari: ...
Ari: Yeah, hang on.

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[Cassius Lestrange]

Mac: ...Immie?
Imogen: Hey, honey, good morning. How did you sleep? I adopted 32 cats and dogs. Did you want pancakes?
@'Imogen MacFusty'

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[Cassius Lestrange]

@'Killian Macmillan'
Killian: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your head.
Emma: Oh, well then, welcome to the terror dome.

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[William Pendergast]

@'Cassius Lestrange'

Cash: At what age do you just accept that your life is just a piece of garbage and always will be?

Will: Nineteen.

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[Tristan Michaud]

Clarissa Cosgrove: How can I possibly go to live in the country? It's full of... the countryside.

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[Amelia Evans]

@'Barnabas Skeeter'

Barney: See Amelia, the way the whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Amelia: The deep stuff? Oh, like what?
Barney: Like....what's your favorite color?
Amelia: Now you've stepped over the line.

EDIT: It's yellow, for anyone who cares to know >.>

Amelia: Maybe it’s time that I stop being so angry.
Barney: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time? *dodges shoe thrown at him by Amelia*

Amelia: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Barney: And for punching me in the face, right?
Amelia: No. You definitely deserved that.

5th Year Barney: [Trying to catch Bertie Bott's Beans in his mouth] Evans, what would you give me if I got this bean in your cleavage?

Amelia: A concussion.

@'Toussaint Favreau'
@'Barnabas Skeeter'

Barney: I lost like 10kg
Toussaint: Oh my god what's your secret?
Barney: I had a leg ripped off.

@'Imogen MacFusty'

Immie: Mac and I were talking last night-
Amelia: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene. Face-to-face or spooning?
Immie: Amelia!
Amelia: [whispers] Spooning!

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[Garrett Wallingford]

Lady and I fell down the incorrect quotes rabbit hole. XD
@'Aurelia Wallingford'
@'Elsie Beauregard'
@'Elias Grimstone'

Ben: So, I grabbed a healthy breakfast.

Garrett: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Ben: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Garrett: I pity your dentist.

Ben: Jokes on you. I don't have a dentist.

[set just before Garelia's engagement]

Ben: So, she's the love of your life, huh?

Garrett: [looks around awkwardly] I said she was a woman who I may or may have strong loving feelings towards.

Ben: [looks at Baxter] Do you remember him making that distinction?

Bax: No, I do not.

Bax (to Ben): Dude, don't pretend that you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he's slept with.

Garrett: I have one. It's called a marriage license.

Annnd my personal favorite.

Ben: Just bring Ari to me.

Garrett: Well, he's locked himself in the bathroom.

Ben: Just tell him I said something.

Garrett: Said what?

Ben: Anything factually inaccurate.

*two minutes later*

Ari (to Garrett): I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean??

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