Standout IC Quotes

[Helena MacMillan]

In this:

Do tell me, sweet lady, do give me your command, and I will go and slay them at once!

Elmer you absolute dweeb Ilu so much <3 <3

The following 1 user Likes Helena MacMillan's post:1 user Likes Helena MacMillan's post
   Ellory Pendergast

[Ellory Pendergast]

Except Herschel totally thought himself the best catch of them all because of his shiny job title, infinite charisma, and rakish good looks. He thought himself the full package.

@'Herschel Dawlish' in Smells Like Teen Spirit

  

[Ursula Black]

Yarrow had always considered Ursula Black to be a very attractive woman. She had this thing, how to best describe it... She was a proper woman. She was like a ripe fruit, of the sweetest kind. Like those aphrodisiac fruit whose names Yarrow didn't know but which he knew that existed. She was also dark haired and Yarrow had always preferred women with dark hair. His first one had been a brunette.

In any case, he'd never have the courage to be so tight with Mrs. Black if he hadn't had too much to drink. Not that Yarrow needed much encouragement to flirt with women, especially when they were ones he'd tap in a heartbeat.

"But of course, where are my manners?" Yarrow replied in a sleazy tone. He offered a hand and started leading the older woman to the dancefloor. "You are so dashing, madam, that I confess to being somewhat intimidated by you." He flashed her what he thought to be a 'dashing' smile.

This whole damn post in this thread.

The following 1 user Likes Ursula Black's post:1 user Likes Ursula Black's post
   Odira Potter

[Ellory Pendergast]

Reuben could not possibly have been more horrified at this particular turn of events if Ellory Pendergast had lifted up her skirts and showcased that she was, in fact, a man.

@'Reuben Crouch' in Heroes

The following 1 user Likes Ellory Pendergast's post:1 user Likes Ellory Pendergast's post
   Odira Potter

[Magnus Lockhart]

Noah's first instinct was to agree. Ruth Lockhart terrified him, so he'd always chose the option of not telling her something that could potentially anger her.

@'Noah Hatchitt's advice is the root cause of at least 80% of Rock's marital troubles. (this thread)


Same post:

He was used to presenting things as less dramatic than they actually were

... No, Noah, you aren't ;P

The following 2 users Like Magnus Lockhart's post:2 users Like Magnus Lockhart's post
   Elsie Beauregard, Noah Hatchitt

[Ursula Black]

He'd once gone with an older prostitute at the Painted Lady, the one who was likely kept around for the adolescents who wanted to try a M.I.L.F. experience.

"You certainly have the passion of a dragon, Madam," Yarrow commented and squeezed her hand a bit. Would he be so bold if he hadn't consumed alcohol and if his old Headmaster was around to see? Probably not. "You're like a wild, untamable fire."

I just can't even XD
@'Yarrow Macnair' in this thread again.

  

[Ophelia Dippet]

It was hard to talk down a furry beast that was armed with a vaguely sharp weapon.

@'Armando Dippet' on Ophelia's niffler stealing his letter opener. (Here)

The following 2 users Like Ophelia Dippet's post:2 users Like Ophelia Dippet's post
   Nathalie Jennings, Tristan Michaud

[Annette Fontaine]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of pure blood and flattery, can get anywhere with Ursula.

Josephina is so proud.
Ursula Black in Something Good

The following 2 users Like Annette Fontaine's post:2 users Like Annette Fontaine's post
   Ellory Pendergast, Katherine Midford

[Ursula Black]

Yarrow released his grip on Mrs. Black's hand a bit and brushed his hand over her behind

@'Yarrow Macnair' in this thread yet again.

The following 2 users Like Ursula Black's post:2 users Like Ursula Black's post
   Annette Fontaine, Elsie Beauregard

[Ursula Black]

He'd had sex with Ursula Black. Yarrow felt... wiser, for some reason.

I couldn't help but think of this:


FOR THE VERY LAST TIME: @'Yarrow Macnair' in this thread.

The following 2 users Like Ursula Black's post:2 users Like Ursula Black's post
   Ellory Pendergast, Reuben Crouch

[Ophelia Dippet]

She was obviously smitten with him, which was no wonder. He was a talented, wealthy and rather attractive man! If Marcus was a woman, he'd probably fall in love with himself as well.

@'Marcus Lytton' in Damn Purists

  

[Ophelia Dippet]

Blondes were not to be trusted in general.

@'Enoch Rosier' in Floo Fuck-Up

The following 1 user Likes Ophelia Dippet's post:1 user Likes Ophelia Dippet's post
   Cassius Lestrange

[Reuben Crouch]

"I don't do poker anymore."

Poker was what had gotten him in trouble with the goblins.

@'Arthur Pettigrew' in Losing Game

The following 1 user Likes Reuben Crouch's post:1 user Likes Reuben Crouch's post
   Arthur Pettigrew

[Magnus Lockhart]

"We need to get to the solicitor! I haven't updated my will, I still have my owls down as my heir!" He'd done that as a joke, back when he'd first written a will. Tuesday also didn't know the owls part. Ooops.

@'Noah Hatchitt' in this thread

The following 2 users Like Magnus Lockhart's post:2 users Like Magnus Lockhart's post
   Eva Sleptova, Imogen MacFusty

[Reuben Crouch]

Probably perfect was hardly a cause for concern, unless Roman was a serial killer and Miss Pendergast being perfect for him suggested she liked to engage in cannibalism or some other complementary activity.

@'Orpheus Parkinson' in cut me loose

And in the same post:

If Ben was going to get drunk then Orpheus could at least have the decency to make a stab at following him and saving him the embarrassment of being that one drunk guy at a social function.

#truefriend

  

[Topaz Urquart]

Ruby wouldn't be surprised if her older sister had been instructed to manipulate Topaz. Make her see the benefits of liking Miss Lovegood. Make her join the dark side!

"And you couldn't tell it to all four of us? Aren't you used to talking in front of a large audience?" Ruby said suspiciously.

Or really just @'Ruby Urquart's whole post