27 February 1885

[Daily Prophet]

FEBRUARY 27TH 1885

HOLY COWS SPOTTED ACTUALLY JUST A DALMATION

H opes were raised yesterday when a woman in Fife claimed to have spotted the two holy cows that went missing a while ago. “It’s been snowing so hard, but I noticed my favourite blackberry bush was totally free of snow yesterday morning!” Mrs Wick told us rather enthusiastically. “I knew it had to be a miracle- and then I saw something black and white in there and knew it had to be the Holy Cows!” _____________________________________________________________

“I didn’t want to approach unless they struck me down with the wrath of God or something.” She added. Mr and Mrs Bray rushed to the scene however were ultimately disappointed for it was infact a missing dalmatian, that had cleared the bush of snow by shaking. Mr Bray left in hysterical tears, looking rather worse for wear from his prolonged stay in the stable. AUTHOR: GULLIVER DORAN

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