hell hath no fury

[Seraphina Travers]

Ursiepoobear,

• I read about your misfortune in the trail, dear sister and I am quite happy to announce that I laughed quite hard at it. Excuse my manners, dearest sister, but the misfortune of having a girl is almost worse than getting your unmentionables ruffled through. I sincerely hope you are in good health, though, Ursiepoobear. More males are most certainly needed for that Black line.

  Seriana

  

[Ursula Black]

My Insufferable Relative,

I hope your womb implodes and your husband replaces you.

Ursula.

  

[Seraphina Travers]

Ursiepoobear,

• I pity the man that married you. I hope any spawn of yours get his looks and his intelligence or lack thereof, for your face resembles a mountain troll. Your wit matches it.

  Seriana

  

[Ursula Black]

My Insufferable Relative,

I would rather be comparable to a mountain troll than to you, for there are inferi with more personality and acromantula with more charm. Not to mention I am convinced Father obtained you from an illicit affair with a particularly hideous Hag, in which case you really do take after your mother. No wonder you avoid good society, only the dregs will tolerate you.

Ursula.