hi let's party

[Fitzroy Prewett]

October 12th

 

You there, sir*,

I’ve booked a cabin for the charity quidditch week-end at the Sanditon. I trust you’ll accompany me.

Fitz

 
* “Freddie” or “Pettigrew”.
@'Frederick Prewett' @'Arthur Pettigrew'

  

[Freddie Prewett]

October 12th, 1885

Fitz,

Please don't bring any women. Or anything that could get us arrested.

 
Freddie

[Arthur Pettigrew]

Fitz,

Excellent. I'll be there. Obviously.

Art

  

[Fitzroy Prewett]

October

Freddie,

Have you always been such a killjoy? I seem to recall you being far more reckless as a toddler. Mother’s influence upon you has not been a good one.

Fitz

@'Frederick Prewett'

  

[Fitzroy Prewett]

October

Pettigrew,

Please ensure your bride-to-be will not be in attendance. I find that wives tend to put a damper on the fun—even perfectly wholesome fun, don’t worry; I’m not trying to lure you into an orgy with three whores, a merman, and a house elf. Though it would make for wonderful tabloid fodder.

Fitz

@'Arthur Pettigrew'

  

[Arthur Pettigrew]

Fitz,

I'll try to confirm her absence.  That was a strangely specific orgy - is there something I should know about the cannons?

Art

  

[Fitzroy Prewett]

Pettigrew,

The longer you insist upon playing for the losing side, the longer it will be until you are indoctrinated into the ways of the Cannons. You will never know our secrets, but will cry out on your deathbed in regret of that fact.

Fitz

@'Arthur Pettigrew'