Issue #108 - The Pettigrew-Echelon Wedding

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There are a few easy cures for common problems that many of us face!

Common Ailments - Explained! We have all had those strange little complaints that we couldn't quite explain. Some are more serious than others, of course, but we at Witch Weekly have uncovered a few secrets that may help explain common issues of our readers! Stomach Ailments - For those ladies of fairer hair, it is said that blondes are more prone to having acid stomachs. Consider adding ammonia to your potions and to your baths to help settle your stomach! Scraggly, Limp Hair - Perhaps not an ailment, per se, but certainly not a thing to desired! This advice is mostly for mothers of young daughters, as we're afraid it may be too late for others. A girl's hair must not be cut after the age of five, or it will take on this most unfortunate quality as it grows! Large Feet - If your feet have grown to an unfortunate size, it may be because of your choice of beverages! It is suggested that you drink more wine, as it has been shown that ladies who live in places such as France and Italy tend to have dainty feet, and wine may indeed be the decided factor! Unfortunate Hair Shades - A lack of sun exposure may be the cause of some people's unfortunate hair color. We recommend taking a stroll through Padmore Park, particularly now, when the sun isn't quite as strong, so you don't also have to worry about freckling!

  

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Quiz: Is your friend betraying you? 1. When did you last see this person? a. Today b. Yesterday c. This week d. This month 2. Have they seemed distant recently? a. Yes b. No c. I do not know d. I wish not to answer 3. What do you two usually do when together? a. Go shopping b. Take a stroll c. Engage in various hobbies d. Talk 4. Which word would you use to describe your friend? a. Wonderful b. Nice c. Inviting d. Crazy 5. Would you say you have trust in this person? a. Absolutely b. Yes c. Maybe D. Somewhat 6. Has this person visited with your family? a. Yes b. No c. They haven't asked to d. They don't want to

7. Do your other friends like this person? a. Yes b. No c. Somewhat d. They hate them 8. What does this friend do for a living? a. Works in the ministry b. Shop employee c. Educator d. Other/I do not know If you answered... Mostly A's... You should have no worries! Your friend is definitely loyal and is not betraying you. They have a respectable profession, are trustworthy, well liked, and most importantly seen as a great person in your eyes! Mostly B's... They should not be betraying you! They may not have the best profession, but they are nice, caring, and respected by those most important to you. Mostly C's... There should be some doubt in your mind. They are crafty and intelligent, capable of hiding things from you despite how hard you may try to find out their secrets. They may not be willing to tell you everything and others seem to pick up on this. Mostly D's... Your friend is definitely betraying you. Your trust in them is lacking, they are most disliked by your inner circle and hold a profession that you either don't know about or is somewhat poor. They remain distant from you and seem to be keeping important facts about them hidden for whatever reason. This friend is someone you should steer clear of.

  

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The Pettigrew/Echelon Wedding! On November third Mr. Thomas Pettigrew, eldest son of Mr. Heinrich and Sarah Pettigrew married Miss Hannah Echelon, only daughter of the regrettably infamous Sebastian Echlon and his widow, Mrs. Violet Echelon. The new Mrs. Pettigrew captivated her guests in not one, but two, gorgeous gowns! The ceremony took place at the Pettigrew estate in Lancashire outdoors in the garden where the guests were kept warm and the rose blushes in full bloom by charms. The pair exchanged vows on the porch where Miss Echelon stunned guests in her embroidered champagne-colored lace gown and flowing veil.

Just as the pair were pronounced husband and wife and moved to share their first kiss rain threatened to ruin the moment. However some crafty spellwork saved the day and as the rain fell it transformed into a shower of sparkles! Both the reception and ceremony were a sight to behold! The reception boasted dancing and drinking and the new Mrs. Pettigrew amazed yet again in a gorgeous red ensemble. The ballroom was decorated tastefully where guests enjoyed dinner and visits to the well-manicured and elaborate garden on the far side of the house. No news on where the newlyweds have taken to for their honeymoon, but we wish the happy couple all the best!

  

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Our Agony Aunt gives some practical advice on how to protect yourself from the dangers!

Practical Protection! Please Help! Recently I have been perplexed by the increase in reports of attacks on young ladies in magical England, so much so that I have been disinclined to go out alone, and have become practically a shut in in my own home! It is a terribe way to live, I am passing up invitations that would be most advantageous to my personal society, and indeed I am becoming lonely – there is only so much society one can gain from letters or the flu.  I would love some advice on how to make my self feel safe, and allow me to resume my social duties.   Yours     Anxious and lonely                         Dear Anxious! Please do not panic! While there have been incidents in recent months and years, in all likelihood you are at no greater risk out in public than you are in private! There are so great many people in England, that your chance of being a hapless victim of happenstance are rather remote! However, to comfort your mind here our my top tips for feeling safe! Defensive Spells Defensive spells are a key in any young ladies arsenal.  Regardless of your level of formal magical education, it is every young ladies responsibility to ensure that she has a basic grasp of a few basic defensive spells Protego Maxima – Is a strong version of the shield charm, it can protect against most spells, and even some physical assaults! Every young lady should know how to use this very versatile little spell. Expelliarmus – the disarming spell! Used to take away your attackers wand, a most useful little incantation which will prevent your attacker from binding you, or silencing you.   Impedimenta – this will slow a physical attacker in his tracks, this on it’s own or in conjunction with the full body bind spell, it will allow you to make good your escape! Just Whistle Summoning aid, in the event of an attack is a useful way of both ensuring that the molestation stops, and that there are witnesses present to offer support and assistance should it be needed.  We would recommend that every young lady either know an alarm spell, sneakscope, or carry a muggle police whistle which are widely available in muggle London.  Failing that, calling ‘FIRE’ will summon aid.  It is recommended that you do not shout that you are being attacked, or assaulted, as this will frighten others and cause them to run away, people however, like to watch fires.   Get Physical! While under ordinary circumstances we would never condone the use of physical aggression, indeed we would rather encourage all young ladies to refrain from any physical contact with anyone that is not entirely necessary, if you are attacked by a physical aggressor, or a muggle who will not be using magic, feel free to exert as much physical force as you can muster.  The eyes, nose, and throat are particularly sensitive on attackers of both genders, while a blow to the males trousers will cause him to wrinkle in pain.  Women of cruder dispositions, or who are disinclined to wear corsets could be felled by a stout blow to the stomach, or lower abdomen.

  

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