Hogwarts Rumor Mill

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I hear Mr. Rabnott and Mr. Parkinson cost Ravenclaw thirty points...each! They were drinking alcohol in the common room, and Professor Rutledge was furious! I daresay some of their housemates might be too....

  

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Miss Prince isn't wearing her prefect's badge anymore, and I saw her go into the regular bathroom the other day. I wonder what could have happened?

  

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"Professor Carmichael looked positively horrified when he read the article on his uncle's campaign! I never thought I'd see him so red, who knew a grown man could flush like that?"

  

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"I heard that Cash Lestrange is going to play professional Quidditch!"

  

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"Have you seen? Nigel Yaxley is a prefect! I can't believe that they let a bastard be a prefect. Surely somebody - anybody - would have been better than him!"

  

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"Did you see Professor Ellesborough- you know, the new music teacher- at the welcome feast? No wonder after those rumours about him and that veela the other month!"

  

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"Professor Sleptov is just so handsome - I wish he had never remarried!"

  

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"Did you hear about what happened in the first year DADA class? Those Hyslop girls practically threw a fit at the thought of working with other people! They are so creepy, I'm glad I don't sleep in their dorm room!"

  

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"Andren Lovegood received a mysterious howler yesterday at breakfast! It mentioned his dead sister, was quite crass about her, even."

  

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"There was a piece of parchment with awfully girly handwriting on Professor Carmichael's desk yesterday afternoon! Girlier than his regular handwriting, even!"

  

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“Is it just me or does Casimir Goyle — you know the Hufflepuff prefect — look like a first year? You do not suppose he has an endless supply of youthfulness potion somewhere?!”

  

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“No wonder Kenton Gallivan got on the team. His cousin is the captain!”

  

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"I knew I was right not to bother trying out for our team! Of course Macnair would pick all his relatives and friends! He's the worst that could happen to Slytherin's team!"

  

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"Did you see Professors Skeeter and Carmichael, they were looking at the new issue of Witch Weekly looking positively mortified!"

  

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"Did you hear? Ellory Pendergast — you know, the Head Girl — was turned into a llama!"

  

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"I heard Professor Prewett has gone missing, she's not turned up to any of her classes today! Maybe the giant squid ate her."